their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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