normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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