No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Bring me that man meat
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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