Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
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Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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