i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Sober January is a disaster.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
