I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Terrible idea I love it
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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