i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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