question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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