"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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