one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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