He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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