Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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