That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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