Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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