I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
