At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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