we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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