He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
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No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
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You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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