Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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