porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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