I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I think I died a long time ago.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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