Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
He better not be in your backpack
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Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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