this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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