I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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