I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
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Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
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I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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