Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
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i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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