Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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