Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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