I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
If I had your ass I would rule the world
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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