Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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