whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
its not stalking. its research.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
