She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
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