i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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