god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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