so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
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"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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