Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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