What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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