I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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