id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
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For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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