yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
