Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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