im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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