Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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