Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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