if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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