It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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