are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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