I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
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I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I think weed is turning my hair brown
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
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he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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