He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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