"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Randomize
