Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
we're so committed to being not committed
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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