Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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