Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
