stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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