Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
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