the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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