That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Pants are for mortals
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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