i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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