I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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