Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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