Sry I called you an 8
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Watching her eat just hurts me
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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